October 2011
- 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
- Ketchup, or sometimes apple sauce. Don’t even fucking ask.
- 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”?
- Anticlimactic
- 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
- Sometimes
- 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
- Black
- 5: Do you use your parking brake?
- o_O aren’t you supposed to
- 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
- 2 of Frost Valley and one of me and Dan
- 7: Do you know how to play chess?
- Sort of
- 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
- I probably will. A lot.
- 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
- NO
- 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
- Almost a bunch of times
- 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
- 8
- 12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about?
- fucktard, cunt… all in good humor though
- 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
- YES<3
- 14: Are you allergic to anything?
- Penicillin. Penis.
- 15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
- Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs.
- 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
- I don’t have one
- 17: Ever driven away in anger?
- Walked away in anger count?
- 18: What’s your favourite freezie colour?
- …like a slushie? blue/red.
- 19: Are you a vegetarian?
- NEVEROHMYGOD
- 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top?
- bunch of shit
- 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
- Cross out
- 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
- Like if I tore a dollar?
- 23: Do you think that things will get better?
- Yes
- 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
- I hate iPods.
- 25: What’s your favourite quote?
- All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”
- 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
- I dunnoooo
- 27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
- I don’t know. Probably gnarly ear infection in elementary school.
- 28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
- In perspective, nothing too bad to complain about, although I do complain.
- 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life?
- probably not.
- 30: What’s your favourite book genre?
- Good books.
- 31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest.
- what?
- 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
- Yes.
- 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
- Sometimes xD
- 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
- WATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS
- 35: Do dogs like you?
- YES.
- 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
- DUH
- 37: Do people listen when you speak?
- A lot of the time no xD
- 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
- They’re without tiger lily tattoos
- 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
- Arting. I guess.
- 40: Do you use torrents?
- All the fucking time.
- 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
- Like a couple of weeks ago
- 42: Are you addicted to technology?
- Maybe a teens
- 43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
- Without you and you I’d worry about way less. A shit ton less. Why do you even exist.
- 44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
- Guilty xD
- 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
- Not much
- 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
- Yes and yes.
- 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
- Sometimes
- 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
- Radio. But there’s no signal. So static.
- 49: Peter Pan?
- Yes.
- 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
- Plenty.
- 51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”)
- Ant-eye
- 52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”)
- vee-uh
- 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
- …like in what
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
- Instructions: You should know these by now.
- 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
- 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
- 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
- 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
- 5: Do you use your parking brake?
- 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
- 7: Do you know how to play chess?
- 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
- 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
- 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
- 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
- 12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
- 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
- 14: Are you allergic to anything?
- 15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
- 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
- 17: Ever driven away in anger?
- 18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
- 19: Are you a vegetarian?
- 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
- 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
- 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
- 23: Do you think that things will get better?
- 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
- 25: What's your favourite quote?
- 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
- 27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
- 30: What's your favourite book genre?
- 31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
- 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
- 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
- 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
- 35: Do dogs like you?
- 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
- 37: Do people listen when you speak?
- 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
- 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
- 40: Do you use torrents?
- 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
- 42: Are you addicted to technology?
- 43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
- 44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
- 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
- 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
- 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
- 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
- 49: Peter Pan?
- 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
- 51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
- 52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
- 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
- Please ask as many as you want anon or not. I need distraction right now
Can it be February?
Because I would like to be 17.
So I could get my license so I could get California Rolls
ALL OF THE CALIFORNIA ROLLS

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I'm cold. And alone. And sleepy. And yeah.
I want California Rolls.