I should probably be doing art homework. I need to be doing art homework. I just want to go to bed. WHEN’S FRIDAY?
Nevermind you answered me.
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lonely, vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks butts...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.
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